I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the website middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe this just happened. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?